Archive for the ‘Fears’ Category

Throw This on the Pile

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009


As an expecting father-to-be, there are a lot of normal things about which I have to worry. Will my child be healthy, happy, loved, smart, funny, etc.? As I stumble through life and the delivery date grows larger on the horizon, both rational and irrational fears come at me at an increasing rate. I know I don’t have to worry about dingos, but what about Gypsies? That seals it, he’s sleeping in our room. Yes, rational and irrational. When the rational fears come my way I face them pragmatically, immediately seeking resolution. When the irrational fears come my way, I let them gnaw at me for a bit, until I snap out of it and say to myself, “that’s stupid.” (more…)

Having an Aquatastic Day

Friday, August 7th, 2009

Well, it’s Friday night and I’m working another “Family Fun Friday Night” at Aqua Adventure, the new waterpark in Fremont. To quote the many animals with menial jobs in “The Flintstones,” “eh, it’s a living.” Anyway, it’s a busy night and I’m waiting for my baby mama-to-be to get here, at which time we will feast on “dollar dogs.” Ah, Friday date nights. I’m sure after the Ginker arrives we’ll look back at times like this with great fondness.

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They Call Me Mister Ginker

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

Well, the title of this post pretty much says it all. Jani had her sonogram yesterday and it revealed that contrary to my overwhelming feeling we were going to have a girl, Jani is in fact carrying a boy. Of course, the technician gave us the usual disclaimer that she could not be one hundred percent certain that our Ginker is a boy. (more…)

Fish Genitalia

Thursday, July 2nd, 2009


Will my Ginker, A.K.A. Player to be Named Later, A.K.A. unborn child, be born with fish genitalia? I was watching the Colbert Report last night and his guest was NY Times Columnist, Nicholas D. Kristof. The subject of his appearance was  Endocrine disruptors, which apparently are causing kids to be born with fish junk. At least that’s what I think he was talking about. It was late and I was on Vicodin. Anyway, you can see for yourself below:
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